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Running Humor

Runners have a unique sense of humor. Get funny stories, quotes, and jokes about running and runners.

Funny Marathon Spectator Signs
Marathon runners love to read signs along the race course to help break the monotony. If you're planning on watching a marathon, make some signs -– the runners will love you for it. Here are some ideas for funny spectator signs.

Funny Running Quotes Seen on T-Shirts
Get a laugh with these funny slogans or running quotes seen on runner's T-shirts.

You Know You're a Runner When...
Runners definitely share special bonds and sometimes have traits, habits, or idiosyncrasies that only other runners can understand. If you're a runner, see how many of these descriptions you can relate to or appreciate.

Funny Running Quotes
Runners have a unique sense of humor. Get some laughs from these funny running quotes.

More Funny Running Quotes
Get some laughs from these funny running quotes.

What Not to Say to Runners
As a runner, you've probably heard silly or ignorant comments from non-runners. Here's a list of comments that runners just don't want to hear.

Rude or Funny Comments Made to Runners
Have you been surprised or offended by something a non-runner said to you? Share some of the offensive, rude, or entertaining comments you've heard from people.

10 Things Not to Say to Marathon Runners
There are certain questions and comments that marathoners just don't want to hear. Here are some suggestions for what things to avoid saying to someone training for a marathoner, as well as tips for better things to say.

More You Know You're a Runner When...
Here are some more "You Know You're a Runner When..." bonds shared by runners in our Running & Jogging forum.

Photo Gallery of Funny Marathon Spectator Signs
Looking for ideas for your marathon spectator signs? Check out this photo gallery of funny race signs.

Share Inspiring or Funny Marathon Signs
Share some quotes or funny sayings you've seen on a sign during a marathon or other race.

Submit Your Own: You Know You Are a Runner When
Runners know that they certain traits, habits, or idiosyncrasies that are unique to runners and they are usually willing to poke fun at themselves about them. What are some things that make you realize that you're definitely a runner?

Running Humorist Bob Schwartz Shares His Running Wisdom
Author Bob Schwartz shares his humorous thoughts on running.

Runners Get Creative With Costumes
At most large running races, you'll see at least a few runners dressed in costumes. It's always fun and entertaining to see what creative costumes runners are wearing and watch them try to run comfortably in sometimes elaborate outfits. Check out these photos of costumed runners.

15 Signs You're in Love With Running
How do you know if you’re crazy about running? See how many of these signs you can relate to.

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