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Funny Running Quotes on Shirts

Get a Laugh With These Funny Slogans

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Updated May 11, 2012

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  • "Running is my happy hour"

  • "My sport is your sport's punishment"

  • "My mascara runs faster than you do."

  • "Running is a mental sport...and we're all insane!"

  • "Pain is temporary..Internet results last forever."

  • "Running...because dieting is not an option."

  • "Who fartlek'd?"

  • Back of shirt: "Like my shirt? After the race, I'll let you read the front."

  • Back of shirt: "If you can read this, I'm just warming up."

  • Back of shirt: If you want to come in second...follow me!

  • Back of shirt: "It's a hill. Get over it."

  • Back of shirt: "Don't pass me....I'm not in your age group"

  • Back of shirt: "How's my running? Call 1-800-EAT-DUST"

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