Funny Marathon Spectator Signs

Support marathon runners with some humor

Marathon runners love to read signs along the race course to help break the monotony. If you're planning on watching a marathon, make some signs -– the runners will love you for it. Funny spectator signs are always a good distraction. Here are some ideas:

• "In our minds, you're all Kenyans."
• "Your feet hurt because you are kicking so much butt!"
• "Your legs will forgive you...eventually."
• "Don't stop -- people are watching."
• "That's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying."
• "If it was easy, I would do it."
• "Run like you stole something."
• "This is easier than labor and delivery."
• "You're not slow. You're just enjoying the course."
• "Don't worry, toenails are overrated."
• "Run like someone's chasing you."
• "It'll feel better when it stops hurting."
• "Mortuary ahead....look alive!"
• "If I ran it, by God, you can, too."

More Marathon Spectator Signs:
Inspiring Marathon Signs
Perfect Timing Marathon Signs

Have you seen other motivational or funny signs at marathons? Please email me photos of signs or sayings that would make great signs.