Marathon runners love to read signs along the race course to help break the monotony. If you're planning on
watching a marathon, make some signs -– the runners will love you for it. Funny spectator signs are always a good distraction. Here are some ideas:
- "In our minds, you're all Kenyans."
- "Your feet hurt because you are kicking so much butt!"
- "Your legs will forgive you...eventually."
- "Don't stop -- people are watching."
- "Worst Parade Ever"
- "Chafe now...brag forever."
- "That's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying."
- "You've got stamina! Call me!"
- "Pain now...beer later."
- "If a marathon was easy, it would be called your mother."
- "I'm sure it seemed like a good idea 4 months ago."
- "Run like you stole something."
- "Toenails are for sissies."
- "Where are you all going?"
- "Hurry up...beer misses you!"
- "You're not slow. You're just enjoying the course."
- "Stop reading this and keep running!"
- "Beat Oprah!"
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