-Marty Stern
12. "My other legs are Kenyan."
-Seen on a bumper sticker
13."Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television."
-Victoria Wood
14."The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
-Franklin P. Jones
15. "-Why aren't you signed up for the 401K?"
"-I'd never be able to run that far."
-Scott Adams, Dilbert (4/2/01)
16."In the first half of the race, don't be an idiot. In the second half, don't be a wimp!"
-Scott Douglas, on running marathons
17. "It's a hill. Get over it."
-Seen on the back of a runner's T-shirt
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