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Get Inspired with These Humorous Running Quotes


Updated May 16, 2014

11. "If the hill has its own name, then it's probably a pretty tough hill."
-Marty Stern

12. "My other legs are Kenyan."
-Seen on a bumper sticker

13."Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television."
-Victoria Wood

14."The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
-Franklin P. Jones

15. "-Why aren't you signed up for the 401K?"
"-I'd never be able to run that far."
-Scott Adams, Dilbert (4/2/01)

16."In the first half of the race, don't be an idiot. In the second half, don't be a wimp!"
-Scott Douglas, on running marathons

17. "It's a hill. Get over it."
-Seen on the back of a runner's T-shirt

18. "If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want. Why? Because: (a) You'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway."
– Don Kardong

19. "Any idiot can run, but it takes a special kind of idiot to run a marathon." -Unknown

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