-Seen on the back of a runner's T-shirt
11. "If the hill has its own name, then it's probably a pretty tough hill."
-Marty Stern
12. "My other legs are Kenyan."
-Seen on a bumper sticker
13."Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television."
-Victoria Wood
14."The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
-Franklin P. Jones
15."In the first half of the race, don't be an idiot. In the second half, don't be a wimp!"
-Scott Douglas, on running marathons
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