- Will Rogers
11. "I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly."
- Bill Kirby
12. "Running is a mental sport...and we're all insane!"
- Author unknown
13. "Life is short... running makes it seem longer."
- Baron Hansen
14. "I didn't train all that time just to come here and get it over with as fast as I can."
-John Bingham, on running marathons
15. "I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty."
- Wendy Liebman
16. "If you never have a 'bad' day, you're probably doing something wrong; if you never have a 'good' day, you're definitely doing something wrong."
-Mark Remy
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