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Funny Running Quotes Seen on T-Shirts

Get a Laugh With These Funny Slogans


Updated June 02, 2014

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Christine Luff

One way I like to beat boredom during races or long runs is to read other runner's shirts. And, of course, it's always more entertaining when they have some funny sayings on their shirts. Here are some funny slogans or running quotes seen on runner's T-shirts.

  • "Will run for chocolate."

  • "Running: Cheaper than therapy"

  • "I overtrain so, I can overeat!"

  • "Kick assphalt"

  • "Your pace or mine?"

  • "Fast girls have good times."

  • "Does this shirt make my butt look fast?"

  • "I'm only doing this so I can post a picture on Facebook." (worn in a race)

  • "The faster I get there, the faster I can start eating."

  • "See Dick Run. See Jane Run Faster."

  • "I bust mine so I can kick yours!"

  • "Running: Cheaper than plastic surgery."

  • "Athletes run. Everyone else just plays games."

  • "Why are all these people following me?"

  • "Endorphins: Runners' drug of choice"

  • "If found on ground, please drag to finish line."

  • "I found my happy pace."

  • "Pain now...beer later"

  • "One more mile and the cake is history."

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