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Funny Marathon Signs


Updated June 18, 2014

Don't poop your pants marathon sign
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  • "Puke and rally!"

  • "Don't worry, toenails are overrated."

  • "Run like someone's chasing you."

  • "Run faster...I just farted."

  • "Sweat is sexy."

  • "If it was easy, I would do it."

  • "You trained longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage!"

  • "May the course be with you!"

  • "Hurray up! People are waiting for you!"

  • "Humpty Dumpty had wall issues, too!"

  • "Hotties and burgers at the finish"

  • "Staying up all night making this sign was hard, too."

  • "Run!  There's a cute guy in front of you and a creepy guy behind you."

  • "You are NOT almost there." (seen at mile 1)
    -Contributed by Sharon Bloch

  • "Go Random Stranger, Go!"
    -Contributed by Stuart Bullock

  • "Because 26.3 would be crazy"

  • "There is no app for this, keep running."

    -Contributed by Sgt. Austin Flor

  • "The end is near." (Sign held by man dressed as the Grim Reaper at mile 21 of the 2010 Marine Corps Marathon, which was on Halloween)
    -Contributed by Tom Clemons

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